DOX-001: Liar,
liar, pants on fire!
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Previously......
Hoyah said he was
investigating the timeless revelation of universal knowledge of Mr. Po
Chung-ling. His influence rippled a long way into a far future. He gave himself
this project of learning Liaozai, primarily. He had asked for many people for
assistance, but the majority of which ended in disbelief, hate and untimely
demise. So he would gladly accept Yonger and Shan, provided that they knew
about the hazard of his travel.
Preface
But time and space
is a dangerous adventure, before Yonger and Shan departed, Hoyah asked them to
hide their identity so that an evil counterpart would not take advantage of
them. So Yonger named himself the forefather of a Lee family in China. Shan
would be Mrs. Lee in this order. They went back numerous ages to exist as the
offspring of Yellow Flag Tribe in China. After Qing Dynasty, they were all
doctors.
Liar, liar, pants on fire!
After ages of development, the new generation in 2020 was headed
by a great man called Alonzo. He was married to an alien wife from 12th
Dimension in space. For a while, they lived happily in Hong Kong on the Planet
Earth. His wife was from Sirius and she was not in a hurry to return. There was
a Hell Outpost in the 10th Dimension. On an odd day, while passing
the Hell Gate, the governor saw her and was instantly in love with her.
His name is the Hell King, no surname. He made a vow he would take
her to be his wife. So, this is the One God sitting beyond 777th
Dimension somewhere playing a serious joke on them. Yonger, now called Elder Lee,
watched somewhere in silence with Mrs. Lee in total amusement. Hoyah said, they
were not allowed to meddle with their affairs, because seeing the unfolding of
events would really teach them a lesson on paradox.
Stealing a wife for Hell
One day, Hell King simply could not contain his love for this
unnamed wife anymore. He went and took the woman to Hell to live with him. Let’s
call this woman the Sirian ABC. It was said that the names in Sirius is too
harsh for the Earthling’s tongues. It is not advisable to try to pronounce their
names. The next day Grandma Sirian came and asked Alonzo to fight back. She
would even take her spaceship and drove him to the 10th Dimension.
Alonzo kicked the Hell Gate, and demanded, “Give me back my ABC!”
Hell King was no fool. He came out and said, “Sure, I didn’t think
you deserve a good wife like ABC. So I put three questions to you. You win, and
you can take her back.”
Alonzo screamed, “They are in paradox. So I won’t win.”
Hell King fought back, “Sure, I want you dead so that I can have
your wife. You go home in the spaceship, and I will set up things for tomorrow’s
game.”
Alonzo said the last word, “I will win!”
So, next day Grandma took Alonzo to Hell again. There were two
doors inside guarded by two demons. Hell King explained that One is the Life
Door and the other is the Death Door like kindergarten games. One is all truth
and the other is all lies. He can ask them questions to pass a Life Door to the
next level. In the end he would get his wife back home.
Game ONE
Alonzo thought this is so stupid. He asked the Demon on the left, “Ask
the Demon to point to the Life Door now.”
The Left Demon asked the Right Demon the question. The Right Demon
pointed at the Left Door. Alonzo went to door on the Right. It is the Life
Door!
If you asked a Liar Demon to ask a Truth Demon about a Life Door, the
Truth Demon would tell the truth, and the Liar Demon would tell the opposite,
Death Door. Similarly, if a Truth Demon asks a Liar Demon about a Life Door, the
Liar Demon would show a Death Door, and the Truth Demon would point it to you.
Either way, you get a Death Door.
Game TWO
With no delay, Alonzo came to the second stage. Hell King said it
is the same as before. Except that One is a Truth Demon and the other is a Real
Liar that can tell either truth or lie to him. Alonzo was taken back and almost
fainted at the spot.
He cleared his head, and asked, “Tell me you’re both Truth Demons,
and one of you showed me the Life Door.” Left Demon pointed to the right and Right Demon to the left.
Then Left Demon had serious anxiety about it. Alas, the Truth Demon
cannot tell lies about being both Truth Demons. Seeing that, Alonzo went to the
Right Door.
Game THREE
With no delay, Alonzo came to the last stage. Hell King said it is
the same as before, except that both are Real Liar that can tell either truth
or lie to him. Alonzo was despondent and it looked impossible to pass this
stage.
The he remembered that Hell King said he want him dead. The demons
must be set in the same frame of mind. He pretended that he knew everything,
and said, “Case closed, Hell King will eat you for breakfast now.”
For a while, they pointed to the opposite direction. Then they
thought about it, and decided to all pointed to the Left. Seeing that, Alonzo
went to the Right Door.
The END
Hell King may be evil, but he kept his promise. His wife was
waited behind the Life Door, and thanked him for keeping his cool all the time.
He said she was going to give him five children, as a woman in 12th
Dimension can see all things in all timelines. Alonzo hugged and tell her to
say no more. He cried a bit, and now her wife called herself Anabecca, the
human way of saying ABC in English. They laughed and left Hell in a spaceship.
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